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Nov

This is what I have been doing to make minimum wage in Chicago!

21
Oct
30
Jun

Writing a screenplay about a mascot for an amateur basketball team. All I have so far is that he’s “The Sixth Man for the Windy Herd” and his name is Grizz the Goat. Why do I do this to myself?

15
May
Feast your eyes on a God! A man’s man who rides bears and hunts evil doers for sport. Wise beyond his beard, he commands his subjects with shouts like “4 easy strokes forward now” and “take a break” as he sits on top of the wooded mountain peak he calls home. Behold - Randy the River Rafter!

Feast your eyes on a God! A man’s man who rides bears and hunts evil doers for sport. Wise beyond his beard, he commands his subjects with shouts like “4 easy strokes forward now” and “take a break” as he sits on top of the wooded mountain peak he calls home. Behold - Randy the River Rafter!

2
May
Behold - Jon “The Crush” Carter in his wrestling prime! He made it to the frickin Sega Genesis!

Behold - Jon “The Crush” Carter in his wrestling prime! He made it to the frickin Sega Genesis!

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Hey there I'm Jared! I used to pretend to be a whale when I was little. Now almost 20 years later, you can see me as a whale on stage in Chicago!
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