This is what I have been doing to make minimum wage in Chicago!
Writing a screenplay about a mascot for an amateur basketball team. All I have so far is that he’s “The Sixth Man for the Windy Herd” and his name is Grizz the Goat. Why do I do this to myself?
Feast your eyes on a God! A man’s man who rides bears and hunts evil doers for sport. Wise beyond his beard, he commands his subjects with shouts like “4 easy strokes forward now” and “take a break” as he sits on top of the wooded mountain peak he calls home. Behold - Randy the River Rafter!
Behold - Jon “The Crush” Carter in his wrestling prime! He made it to the frickin Sega Genesis!